[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

it's like a firehose of misinformation except it's the interpretation
of the habit of old software engineers to shoehorn new buildsystems
into make -- gone too far in an uncanny-valley way such that you could
actually use it, happily thinking you're doing what you intend to for
the reasons you do it

"oh! it's make! and rust!"