[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

we're waiting on a behavior :)

might have transferred a big pattern.

[even be the universe broken into nonsensical pieces, we can assure
there is sense in the world. absolutely. everything. has a reason.

quantum randomness is way too boring when things are important.
reasons everywhere, densely.

the problem is we have some hard problems so our reasons are so
squished and tangled together that things look random. sorry about
that.