[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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mind control boss: “any ideas?”

zombie hairdresser: “what is the problem?”

mind control boss gestures to zombie worker

zombie worker: “please announce that mind control boss is bumping into
the side of a utility closet, thinking he is in a meeting, and had to
have this fake spiderman be him so as to even say anything at all”

zombie hairdresser: “is this a situation where we should go to the
utility closet, and move mind control boss until he is heading back
toward the meeting he missed?”

mind control boss: “that proposal sounds better than the current situation.