[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[mailbombbin]

mind control boss storms into zombie worker’s office

mind control boss: “listen up man. i gotta puke. i gotta pee. this
shit is important.”

zombie worker looks at mind control boss, who is crossing their arms
impatiently and looking back at them.

zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss has to puke. mind
control boss has to pee.”

mind control boss: “get this shit straight. my butt itches. do you understand?”

zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss’s butt itches”

mind control boss looks impatiently at zombie worker

zombie worker [pressing a button]: “zombie assistant, more important
information from mind control boss.”

zombie assistant enters the office: “yes?”

zombie worker hands the papers to zombie assistant

zombie assistant looks at zombie worker [

…

loudspeaker: “mind control boss has to puke. mind control boss has to
pee. mind control boss’s butt itches.”

mind control boss: “it’s like i have to do everything myself around here”