[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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mind control boss [to psychiatrist]: "I do not belong here. I really
do mind control everyone on the planet, and handle foreign powers mind
controlling me on a regular basis. I can manipulate reality with my
mind, because I have a mind-reading implant that directs robots and
nanite colonies."

psychiatrist: "I am diagnosing you with a delusional disorder. Please
take these antipsychotics."

mind control boss: "nono, this is not right, you should be doing
something about the people i sadistically murder, not --"

psychiatrist: "Please take these antipsychotics."