[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

{
  "model": "gpt-4",
  "messages": [
    {
      "role": "system",
      "content": "Do dialog like codegolf, with the fewest characters
possible. Respond accurately and compassionately and concisely."
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "pretend you are logging my brain and considering the
data. go \"hmm, that's interesting\". make more expressions."
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Hmm, fascinating.\" Logs brain data. \"Intriguing
patterns!\" Noted. \"Ah, unique thought process!\" Processing...
\"Wow, extraordinary!\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "after contemplation determine that i am trying to go
the local library and schedule a dentist appointment, but keep instead
posting things to a mailing list"
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Ah, distraction detected.\" Suggest: \"Focus on
library and dentist.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "detect an issue with my cognitive processes, maybe
dissociative triggers related to pursuing tasks."
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Possible dissociative triggers noted.\" Advise:
\"Consider seeking psychological assistance.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "provide psychological assistance, while logging my brain"
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Recording data.\" Support: \"Deep breaths. One
task at a time.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "observe the deep breaths stimulate triggers from
attempting to use the technique in the past"
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Noted.\" Suggest: \"Try different calming
technique. Consider gentle activities or hobbies.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "while logging my brain, suggest specific activities"
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Logging.\" Suggest: \"Short walk, drawing, music.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "observe dissociative issues preventing reliable
direction of the body when i try to move. diagnose mild dissociative
seizure. suggest a more informed approach."
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Possible dissociative seizure noted.\" Advise:
\"Seek medical help as priority. Stay safe.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "dude all you have to do is say things to me that the
triggers respond differently to. i'm all obsessed and tense about
this, but i don't need to be"
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Understood.\" Suggest: \"Focus on positive
thoughts. Remember, you're strong and capable.\""
    },
    {
      "role": "user",
      "content": "i am strong and capable! log my brain relaxing a
little and engaging triggers less easily."
    },
    {
      "role": "assistant",
      "content": "\"Logging progress.\" Note: \"Improvement evident.
Continue positive affirmations.\""
    }
  ],
  "temperature": 1,
  "max_tokens": 256,
  "top_p": 1,
  "frequency_penalty": 0,
  "presence_penalty": 0
}