[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

everybody was influenced to stay out of the fountain area to protect the IP

visits

traffick boss: “blub! blub!”

“traffick boss why are you drowning yourself?”

traffick boss grabs a part of the fountain and pulls his head out of the water

traffick boss looks at visitor

traffick boss: “i wasn’t really thinking about it. profit?”

he makes to out his head back under then pauses

traffick boss: “the business AI figures out automatically what to do
to maximize profit.”

traffick boss puts his head back under the water and resumes flailing
his arms and legs

traffick boss: “blub! blub!”