[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

traffick boss is watering a lawn

intelligent zombie goon: "traffick boss why are you watering this lawn"

traffick boss: "some crazy system was trying to make me projectile
vomit for a long time."

traffick boss looks at intelligent zombie goon.

traffick boss: "it's easier to resist if i'm holding this hose."