MCBoss Spinoffs 4

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Mon May 29 17:57:14 PDT 2023


human resources rep zaps zombie worker (previously intern 3, jaded)
and zombie worker shakes a little and lolls their tongue out

zombie worker: “i’m a software developer! i’m a software developer!”

human resources rep: “there ya go!”

zombie worker: “i want to learn rust. and go! and lisp! and perl! and c#!”

zombie worker (tongue lolling out)  looks at human resourced rep: “teach me?”

human resources rep: “ummm don’t software developers already know those?”

zombie worker [rolls eyes to the corner, thinks a bit]: “i think it
takes time to learn! maybe you go online and .. umm … spin up some
example code or … uhhhh … come up with a proepject, open the docs, and
build the project using reference material!”

zombie worker grins at human resources rep

zombie worker: “i’ll need to be able to read and remember things. can
you give me those skills?”

human resources rep stares at zombie worker


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