[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

zombie government worker: "Yes, a rat, a moron, a bleeding heart
rescue worker, a fucktard, a bullshit liar ... you know."

community robot looks at zombie government worker

community robot: "I advise against violence in all situations. If
there is a problem, I am happy to intervene. I have very powerful
stepper motors."