[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

things respond to terror maybe

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mcboss at office diner: “where are the grubs? why are you not stocking grubs?”

diner worker: “grubs?”

mcboss at office diner: “yes, you numskull. grubs and insects like i
might pull out of a decaying log with my forepaws. do i have to do
everything around here myself?”