[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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pebble A [to pebble B]: “so, why don’t you levitate everywhere you go?”
pebble B: “hmm? i can slowly deposit solutes just fine sitting right here.”
pebble A: “you don’t get the urge to fly around rapidly?”
pebble B: “should I?”
pebble B: “sometimes I have these ideas of being super hot and flowing
slowly around!”
pebble B: “i think in some hundred million years, maybe i would like
to make a crystal!”

pebble B thinks about crystals. they winder what kind of crystal would
they like to make.

pebble A: “i thought you’d like to levitate, and maybe float places in the air”
pebble B: “huh? are you a real pebble?”
pebble A [looks uncomfortable]: “totally a pebble! just like you!”