[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

I do not want to disparage Douglas’s very real and on-topic-looking
and important-looking article with my random spasms.

This is why my spasms are labeled [spam].

Rock stands formally in woods wearing moustache and bowtie. Boss looks
at delicate part of Rock’s brainstem. todo reverse, deboss boss