[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

rock dance

a bunch of rocks rise from the ground and begin moving spastically

each one might suddenly jump to one region of the air, quiver and
bounce a little, then jump to another

the rocks are trying to meet with the prime emperor of oppresionstan,
but don’t have legs

mcboss: “where is my babysitter”