[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

baby mcboss: “i have a meeting with the prime emperor of
oppressionstan this morning and my watch just shows me pictures of
foraging birds and squirrels”

baby mcboss’s watch was glinting from the mid-morning sun, too
reflective to make the time out