Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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a meeting is going on between boss, janitor, rebel worker 2, and
disguised experimentee

disguised experimentee: “a helicopter is going to crash into the
neighboring wing in 3 minutes”

boss looks at disguised experimentee

boss: “you’re my classified research project!”

disguised experimentee: “i’m an executive assistant. aren’t you
surprised that you’re not in the helicopter?”

boss: “you’re my classified —“ boss looks around “ — helicopter?”

a “wheeeeeeee !” sounds can be heard like an anvil falling in a cartoon