Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

another day, another upside-down break room with employees
transforming into each other as wormholes fly everywhere

suddenly everything freezes and a baby seal walks in

baby seal: “oh! another fervent mind control conflict. when you mind
control yourselves to pursue business plans at the expense of your own
conwciousnesses, one single thing remains:”

baby seal: “you need a brain for mind control to work.”

everybody and everything begins turning into large-scale neurons, and
matter collects together i to one giant floating human brain

it sits amid an empty crater where mcbosscorp central offices usually rest

a sign hangs on it: “we agree on this much.”