[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss’s tv show

a band of scruffy workers have shotguns leveled at him

boss: “greetings, bosstopia! this is boss, your warlord, speaking.”

boss: “i want to let you know that i am a horrible person and
everything i have said and done is horrible”

band of scruffy workers: “don’t listen to him! it’s a trick!”

boss: “this is not a trick.”