[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

On 3/22/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
<gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:
> a small band of cyborg zombie torturers, dressed in tattered
> government business suits, make a commotion as they run at a mining
> vehicle larger than a house
>
> stones are thrown at speeds only manageable by those willing to disregard
> pain
>
> a helicopter collects them with a net and drops them a distance from
> the operation

many important things in spam are inverted
calling out this one, there are no polite helicopters that i am aware of.
mentioned elsewhere throughout.

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> cyborg zombie torturer: “boss, the machines had your logo on them”
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> boss in a bit of a trance, working with twig robot
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