[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

three figures sit at a table in an apartment with a huge hole the
shape of a powersuit smashed in one wall

largest figure: “so, here’s the news: i have taken over the world, and
i will kill you unless you do what i say.”

smaller figure: “even though we’re smoking cigars?”

largest figure looks at smaller figure, who is smoking a cigar.

largest figure: “i will politely take your cigars away before i begin
killing you.”