[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The loud speaker trips and a crash is heard, and some yelling and more
bustling. Two figures hobble up to a large stage. One of them grabs
the microphone, contorts themself into a twisted shape, and shoves it
at the other’s mouth.

“Kindness Is Impu-Important! Kindness is Important!” bellow speakers
across the hall.

Everybody stops moving.

The pair on the stage begin writhing and contorting.

A third figure hobbles onto the stage, and deftly replaces a juggled
microphone with a similar looking stick.