[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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boss: "my head is on fire!!!!!"

.... the disco room has been temporarily? moved to the rebel and spy cafe

boss's head is flaming like somebody drenched it in lamp oil and lit a match

he's dressed in kaleidescope colors and playing a similarly styled
electric guitar and headbanging

boss: "my head is on fire!!!!!"

boss starts breakdance while shredding his electric guitar

boss: "oh i went to my doctor but they were too busy seeing people
with coooooo-vidddddd"

boss taps a pedal and the lights change colors and strobes start
playing over him

boss: "my head is on fire!!!!!"

the flames pouring out of his head double in size

boss: "oh i went to urgent care and they were all "wtf ask somebody
eeeeeeelllllse""

boss jumps up on a table and from their onto the stairs. the
strobelights follow him. he raises his guitar high

boss: "my head is on fire!!! my head is on fire!!! my head is on fire!!!"

boss strums a big power cord and stares the audience hard in the eye.
he looks like some unearthly demon with flames pouring from his head.