[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss is dancing in field of flowere, smoking cigar, dreaming of
physically throwing a datacenter at a scared intern.

he stands up from his holo-flower-field and says to intern, “hey,
flunkie, i want to go rock climbing. wanna watch?”

—-
it makes more sense. i’ve been dreaming of climbing ever since i
mysteriously stopped a decade ago. i spasm and things when i try. my
parts call it mind control — psychological manipulation. i dream of
this so strongly, moving my body again.
—-

mcboss is at rock gym
he puts a harness and a rocket pack and ignites the rocket pack and
flies to the ceiling on a rope.
intern is belaying.
boss looks down at intern.
intern looks up at boss.