[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

after a pause during which the ohysical law generator briefly whistles
a content tune, a physical law goblin pops their head out from behind
it

ohysical law gobline: “you’re used to _paying_ for changes to physical
laws! you must be from one of the realities experiencing their wealthy
sevretly hacking their ethereal substrate for profit before they drive
themaelves extinct a,idst a new metanirsery made of their eternal
corpses ….  let me see here!”

worker: “oh! yes maybe i am?”