[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss and worker ate in a hedge maze with wormhole mirrors hanging in
each hedge side, all ovet

mcboss looks to worker and speaks something unintelligable, sounds
like his body is taken over by an extraterrestrial organism or
something

worker sits down in front of a gigantic typewriter with a tiny
keyboard and begins making “pop”ing noises with his mouth

an underground fighter jet flies by, lifting the earth as it passes ?????