[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

passerby:"um excuse me mr boss?"

mcboss:"yes?"

passerby:"um the research project and mind control and all"

mcboss putshands over his ears to try not to realize people are
talking about mind control

mcboss:"yes?"

passerby:"my hand keeps shoving itself in this pop toaster whenever i
try to keep walking somewhere"