[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

once upon a time, long long ago, somebody invented a way to compress
stories into instantaneous bundles of information

they called these compressed stories “ascii art depictions”. they were
all the rage because you didn’t have to spend time reading or
listening to comprehend them, and soon everybody was communicating in
small 80x25 text documents rather than talking