[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Surfing with Cyborg Torturer

Cyborg Torturer: “I have been violently brainwashed to say this to
you: Surf’s up, dude!”

Torture Victim: “It is winter where I am are you sure the surf is up?”

Cyborg Torturer: “The surf is up, dude. Most pointedly if you do not
want it to be.”

Cyborg atorture and get kn surfboards