[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

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mcboss visits remaker’s basement

a new character is introduced in mcboss noncanon spinoffs!
remaker

remaker is a maker and hacker who squats in the basement of an
abandoned apartment and makes advanced robots and other whizdings out
of stuff found in dumpsters

mcboss: “greetings, gross remaker!”

remaker: “hi mr boss.”

mcboss: “what are you working on?”

remaker: “oh, a robot for scrounging for trash, and a holographic
fountain, and an inside out physical cpu that shows its registers on
physical abacuses, and another android!”

mcboss: “what is this?”

remaker: “that is a flying machine made out of plastic bags and broken drones!”

mcboss: “can i try it?”

remaker: “oh please! tell all your friends!”

mcboss grabs remaker’s upcycled flying machine