Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Experimentee: "Ohhhh sure I'll help you write your letter!"

Boss's implant blinks a red light happily.

To: Experimentee
From: Boss [with help of Experimentee being his mind]
Subject: I am so sorry for destroying the world.

Experimentee: "Ohhhh I see the problem."

Experimentee: "The problem is that you're not sorry! You've forgotten
what sorry is! I think the computer kicked it out of you as
unprofitable and all your sorriness is in your employees, sent back to
you."