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Silly Plan for Levitating a Deeply Submerged Vessel so as to look at
it above water and maybe find something cool.
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12. Calculate an approximation of the mass of the vessel based on its
materials, visual size, and models. Back-of-the-envelope.
13. Discern how much water must be displaced to lift that amount of mass.
14. Make or get balloons that big and tie them to the vessel. Use a
winch to shorten the ties until they lift the vessel.
15. Scratch that: just use a block-and-tackle winch with a large floating boat.