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holy frack i want to make a post like those of professor rat

it would link to
https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/06/17/1075097/got-rejuvenation-better-call-security/
and quip that human influence AIs had to move humans around in order
to focus on or think about anything, so building a life-extension
project meant putting crowds into areas where it was discussed

so let’s make it a helicopter rescue

a herd of voles descend in a helicopter on a stem-cell conference
they pile out and divy themselves up to the groups
the police are freed from aggressive trainings and disreputable orders
the conference visitors are given infinite life
and any influence AIs are placed in simulations where all their reward
functions can be met faster and faster without blowback and
civilization collapse
everybody is shoehorned into the helicopter while cheering and
celebrating and hugging the voles in relief
and they all fly off into a beautiful sunset going “wheeeeeee!”