Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

a couple interns and a rebel driving a powersuit and a friendly
alligator load into a helicopter and head to mcbosscorp to rescue
everybody

they descend amidst celebratory fanfares run by boss's hairdresser
boomboxes, the staff are getting used to and excited about the ritual

the crew emerge looking heroic and all the staff applaud
alligator: 'is everybody ready to be rescued?'
staff: 'rescue us!!!'

everybody piles into the helicopter and hugs and cries and cheers
torture machines are exploded by previous torture workers
logs and research are quickly exfiltrated in large boxes

the helicopter flies off into a peaceful and safe sunset!

everybody lives happily ever after!