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Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many
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Sat Jun 17 16:18:47 PDT 2023
rescue of worker who was forced to turn into a detonating bomb
worker forced to be bomb [crouching in corner of break room, holding
hands over head]: “don’t think expl—!! no don’t think it!! don’t think
explo—!! no don’t think it!!.
superpowered interns bust down the door
a bomb squad and mash (field surgery) team rush to aid worker forced to be bomb
superpowered healer: “never worry about explo— never worry about this
again! today, you are a normal human like you used to be!”
worker forced to be bomb: “oh my god oh my god i can breathe again”
suddenly they star5 turning bright red and beeping
bomb specialist touched a striped wire and the beeping stops and the
color turns back
worker forced to be bomb hugs bomb specialist and cries
the bomb parts are removed and they are a normal person again
they shake and shake and huge the rescuers
superpowered rescuer: “come on lets get out of here!”
worker not a bomb: “yeah!! i want to be near people again so much!!”
everybody piles into helicopter with cheers and exhultatikns!
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