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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

happy victim of the crime of looking at boss the wrong way
automated foam dart gun eliminates their threat: “pew!”
foam dart gun: “are you enjoying this? do you consent to another
volley of nuclear warheads?”
happy victim smiling in pleasure: “yes you may fire again”
automated foam dart gun eliminates threat: “pew!”