[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

i caved at the nro and learned alpine vertical rope techniques from
hungarian trainers and my whole body hurt from being so out of shape
and underground again it was great

the above information would maybe have started translating to someth8ng like

mcboss’s thrice-undead grizly frame slowly emerges from mud [change
mostly starts here: like a giant confused zombie appearing slowly
behind somebody in a lake] [previously boss might have been
underground in a non-caver way]