Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

plane full of pigs lands at mcbosscorp

the pigs get out, chat with workers, bring workers on their plane,
take them joyriding

one pig sees the nanite powersuit department, dons one, and tells it
to sprout large wings, and begins flying around in its own. other
employees follow suit.

the winged pigs+people fly out over the city. the plane comes along
carrying a banner that says “pigs fly now. so can you!”. airdrop of
nanite powersuits.