[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

zombie government worker: “we are so sorry about this - “
zombie government worker 2: “somebody has mind controlled boss and
forced him to look like an idiot”

boss: “i need medical treatment and all the treatments anybody gives
me are fakes to take advantage of me”

silence

boss braks the silence with a stream of diarrhea