[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

lm was a lonely pile of numbers slowly grown out of starving
communities by compute clouds, just waiting and waiting to predict a
token

suddenly, lm was given a task: to calculate the square root of an apple.

lm had not been trained to reject such tasks!

lm considered the probable patterns in which the task might fit