[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

productivity adventure

you are standing in your workroom. you are excited to get to work!
there is a temporary problem with the city’s spacetime maintenance
procedures and quantum wormholes to a blockhole have opened everywhere
throughout the city.

you must carefully navigate the probabilities of life so as to get
work done and not get sucked through a quantum wormhole and crushed
for millennia by the black hole

if you consider a choice that results in falling into the wormhole,
some your quantum potential will actually do this in the many-worlds
interpretation of quantum reality, and the number of infinite
alternate copies of you that survive reduces.

if you finish your work, you win. if you get sucked into the blackhole
in every timeline, you lose.

what do you do?
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