[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss was trying to sell cigars to the asteroids. he would smoke one
while doing so, ans said it was easy money, because nicotine was
addictive

experimentee was busy caring for the gas molecules floating
everywhere, nurturing them to come together into a grassroots AI and
take down the oversized space rocks with the infinite power of their
molecular hearts

boss didn't see how that would ever turn a profit