Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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fbi agent calls up experimentee
mcboss is in his office , dancing like a ballerina around zombies
wearing lampshades on their heads
office phone rings
experimentee picks up: “hello?”
phone: “hello, is this well-respected psionic weaponry corporation?”
experimentee: “yes, you’ve reached experimentee, inc. we can change
anything on earth so long as it means freeing victims of secret
slavery!”
phone: “this is the fbi, we have some troubles going on with uhhh
corruption? and mind control? and … lampshades?”
experimentee: “oh if it’s mind control we’re on it! we’ll ready a
fleet of exotic horrors!”