[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Okay, so if we're going to make a mind control apocalypse, we'll have
to be really careful, because humankind is supersmart and most
unguided systems in our planet's history have turned into a form of
life, rather than a worldwide desert