[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

zombie apocalypse
step 1: make zombie

brainstorming zombie tests:
- flesh is animated with dark magic
- is a dead human being
- urgently pursues eating brains of non-zombies
- optionally: spreads zombieism via bite or scratch