Cryptocurrency: Sam Altman's AI Worldcoin: A 1984 Abomination Upon All Humankind, MUST BE STOPPED

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Convenience Shoppes worldwide sell out of Eye Patches, China
says it can't keep up with demand ever since WorldCoin launched...

Shut down worldcoin.

Today Worldcoin successfully launched - The project that was created
by Sam Altman Fried aims to scan the eyes of all people on earth in
exchange of a few worthless crypto tokens.

Many people have have justified criticism for this project, having
concerns about privacy and data abuse. When asked what they would do
if people wouldn't want their eyes scanned, co-founder Alex Blania
replied:

    you will need to [...], whether you like it or not

(source, absolutely not taken out of context)

But Worldcoin creators underestimated the outrage and resistance.
While Worldcoin is only up a little over 50% right now, eye patches
skyrocketed 900% in the last 24 hours:

https://i.redd.it/awjt36z6lwdb1.png Amazon Sells Out Of Eye Patches

Also up this morning are sunglasses (+350%), motorcycle helmets
(+200%) and watermelons (+169%).

While I don't think these assets are good investments long term, I
would advice anyone to get at least some minimal protection for
yourself. This project is nothing you can simply close your eyes to.

https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2023/07/10/an-orb-a-token-and-money-for-everyone-worldcoins-ceo-on-cryptos-most-daring-project/
https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/microsoft-cryptocurrency-mining-brain-waves-body-data-bitcoin-a9480766.html

[–]Kindly-Wolf6919 27 points28 points29 points 17 hours ago (27 children)

Next they'll use voice recognition crypto and you'll have to sing the
ABC song. Unfortunately, many people will fail this one.

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[–]rockiellow 5 points6 points7 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

I’d be really amazed if they require your moans to unlock your crypto.

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 4 points5 points6 points 16 hours
ago (7 children)

Let's say they won't stop with your eye balls...

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[–]rockiellow 6 points7 points8 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

I’m not using my other balls anyway

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[–]kirtash93The Ash Ketchum of Crypto | Gotta Catch 'Em All 2 points3
points4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Well, Microsoft proposed a something to mine crypto by monitoring your
brain activity and other personal biometric data.

TLDR; Microsoft wants to fry our brains.

Source: https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/microsoft-cryptocurrency-mining-brain-waves-body-data-bitcoin-a9480766.html

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[–]ice_blade_sorc 2 points3 points4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Nice. Cryptobros have little brains anyway, billion dollar scams are
proof of that! Might as well earn some money with it

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[–]Lillica_Golden_SHIBBronze | BANANO 5 | TraderSubs 13 0 points1
point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

My two brain cells agree with that.

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[–]Hawke64Platinum | QC: CC 199 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
(0 children)

You understand you just insulted my entire race of people? But yes.

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[–]Yautja69BTC 69 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago (0 children)

Eye see what you did there

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[–]KingThermos 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago (0 children)

Next up. Mine crypto with your fleshlight...

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[–]whodontloveboobs 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

"Crypto fucked me" comes true.

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[–]GabeSterPlatinum | QC: DOGE 2476, CC 909 | AvatarTrading 18 0
points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

Imagine the voice actors for DbD. ☠️

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[–]Ayoblink 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

Fucking imagine lmaooo

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[–]Sharp-Imagination563 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Are people really this free to buy these kind of stuff

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[–]Ayoblink 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

You just gave them another million dollar idea, heard the planning
board is having a meeting latter this week on this

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[–]_Royal_InsylumBronze | QC: CC 19 | CRO 5 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (2 children)

“Twinkle twinkle little star”

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[–]sanju7850 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

How are wonder what u are..

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[–]Hawke64Platinum | QC: CC 199 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
(0 children)

This bullshit has gone too far

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[–]UnsightlyCornerstone 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?...

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[–]SatoshiFanatic 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Voice crypto bad. many will fail.

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[–]sanju7850 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Really this sounds so funny 😂

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[–]carsonthecarsinogen 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

“ACBUEFG… ah fuck”

wallet locked, fraud detected

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[–]Da_Notorious_HAMTin | CC critic 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours
ago (0 children)

A, B, C, E,

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[–]SirJoe2Tin 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

How is the abbreviation for Worldcoin? I suggest WC for this piece of shit.

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[–]Hawke64Platinum | QC: CC 199 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
(0 children)

You unlocked a painful memory from my high school

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[–]KingThermos 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago (0 children)

Did the ABC song end in Zed or Zee though? So many people going to get
this wrong and get locked out.

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[–]Onb3SkaAmDTin 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago (0 children)

Easy as 123?

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[–]ArcosimSilver | QC: CC 51 | VET 22 | Technology 39 0 points1 point2
points 9 hours ago (0 children)

    and you'll have to sing the ABC song.

That's not dystopian enough. What about having to sign some brand's
jingle as some kind of ultra invasive marketing campaign?

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[–]Carretje2 - 3 years account age. -25 - 25 comment karma. 4 points5
points6 points 17 hours ago (11 children)

Can’t have no privacy nowadays

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[–]jorneypTin | SHIB 11 2 points3 points4 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Privacy what is that? Is that something you eat

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[–]Da_Notorious_HAMTin | CC critic 1 point2 points3 points 15 hours
ago (3 children)

No it’s when you lock the door to take a shit. But at this rate, that
won’t last long.

new coin pays people to let scientists take notes while they watch you poop

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[–]slug_tamerTin 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

As someone with a toddler, taking a shit in privacy is a precious
commodity that should be protected at all costs.

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[–]cryotosenseiPlatinum | QC: CC 42 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours
ago (1 child)

Lol. My toddler son opens the door every time I take a dump. Lucky we
have the same body parts

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[–]Easy-Medicine-8610Tin 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago (0 children)

Mine tries to crawl in my lap while Im on the pot. The stench doesnt
even phase him.

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[–]special_onigiri 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

You can't eat Monero.

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[–]Killertimme 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

You can sell it. Thats the fun part

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[–]nikki0219Tin 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Seriously 🤦‍♀️

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[–]TheGiftOf_JerichoPlatinum | QC: CC 831 | ADA 5 0 points1 point2
points 15 hours ago (0 children)

But with these eye patches, we can get piracy.

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[–]Lord-Nagafen 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

Who needs privacy when you can get $0.50 in free crypto each month?

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[–]ArcosimSilver | QC: CC 51 | VET 22 | Technology 39 0 points1 point2
points 9 hours ago (0 children)

If CBDCs are passed governments will be able to track your physical
life in a similar way to the extend they already track your online
life. That's when privacy finally died and you become nothing else
than a database entry.

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[–]middlemangv 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

    and watermelons (+169%)

It was about time that my watermelon helmet comes in use. Everybody
made fun of me for years...

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[–]DrJekyll_UKTin | CRO 9 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

I'm going all in on eye patches

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[–]TheGiftOf_JerichoPlatinum | QC: CC 831 | ADA 5 1 point2 points3
points 15 hours ago (0 children)

$PATCH lookin good

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[–]Esco1980 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Always wanted to be a pirate

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[–]DrJekyll_UKTin | CRO 9 -2 points-1 points0 points 13 hours ago (0 children)

New token $YAAAR incoming!

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[–]AccurateBattle8901 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago (0 children)

I’ll buy two

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[–]ArcosimSilver | QC: CC 51 | VET 22 | Technology 39 0 points1 point2
points 9 hours ago (0 children)

The ultra rich will probably use some method of eye transplant like in
Minority Report. Better start investing in organ transplant companies.

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[–]daKiddo 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Good time to be an eye patch salesman

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[–]SunryzenBronze | QC: CC 23 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

Better time to be blind. Invest your savings in moons.

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[–]daKiddo 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago (0 children)

All in!

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[–]FattestLion 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Great now butthole patches are gonna go up 900%

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[–]mesutdmnPlatinum | QC: CC 109 2 points3 points4 points 17 hours ago
(6 children)

Do you mean butt plugs?

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[–]Kindly-Wolf6919 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I can feel the FOMO already...

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[–]National_Range6369 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

You mean the stretch.

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[–]legionticket 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Wen "buttplug inu"

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[–]FattestLion 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Well, guess those would work well too. Gonna look for one later

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[–]National_Range6369 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Im stealing all of my wife's buttugs. Ahead planning.

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[–]Outsider4Life91 - 2 years account age. -15 - 35 comment karma. 0
points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

$PLUG

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[–]dcdplex 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Aint buying those patches, I would rather use my fingers to protect my ass.

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[–]_Royal_InsylumBronze | QC: CC 19 | CRO 5 1 point2 points3 points 17
hours ago (0 children)

Buttplugs*

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 2 points3 points4 points 17 hours
ago (6 children)

I always thought that's how Buttcoin get distributed...

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[–]Kindly-Wolf6919 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Proof of poop?

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours
ago (2 children)

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[–]Kindly-Wolf6919 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

🤣🤣 sharing is caring I guess.

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[–]Tasigur1Tin 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

W T F what is the backstory? please tell me :D

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[–]deathbyfish13Free Range Moon Farmer 1 point2 points3 points 17
hours ago (1 child)

Well of course, the kind man from buttcoin HQ comes around once a
month for my butt scan. You guys don't have a butt guy?

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[–]-MercuryOne-Platinum | QC: CC 48 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours
ago (0 children)

Look up “analprint.” This is already a thing.

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[–]Ireallyasked 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

The year is 2050, i might be the only human who has not gotten his eye
balls from these terminator like robots and shoved in the mines to
create electricity day-night. Probably because i was so emerged in the
crypto charts and never left the basement in anyone’s attention that
everyone forget that i existed, right now I’m trying to form a
resistance group.

Script for the new Netflix series

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[–]IronWhitinTin -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago (0 children)

The protagonist is a black muslim transwoman converted recently to Hebrew.

And Apparently the push it because is necessary for the story.l, and
if you don't like it you are racist

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[–]Killertimme 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

Cancelled after 2 seaosns unfortunately

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[–]Ireallyasked 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

Netflix always cancelling the good series sigh

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[–]NuewimPlatinum | QC: CC 613, ETH 31 | TraderSubs 31 2 points3
points4 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

So you say thanks to Worldcoin there is small little chance to bring
era of piracy back and I will finally be able to sail on Seven Seas
like Blackbeard, Jack Sparrow or Luffy? Count me in! We need more eye
patches!

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[–]MorganDiamondHand 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

Aye Aye Captain!

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[–]legionticket 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Our crew should be called "Eye Patch Pirate"

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours
ago (3 children)

You ARRRRR absolutely right!

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[–]FattestLion 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

I’ll join you guys if you have rum

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[–]NuewimPlatinum | QC: CC 613, ETH 31 | TraderSubs 31 0 points1
point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Of course we have rum, what kind of pirats wouldn't have rum?

And we also have gold BTC coins for everyone who will join. We mix
tradition with new technology.

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[–]National_Range6369 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

I hyped. Let's hook and roll.

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[–]legionticket 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

The "Eye Patch" pirate begun.... lead by Captain Nuewim

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[–]Sad-Struggle7797Tin 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

First, the eyeballs, then the anus, be prepared

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[–]SunryzenBronze | QC: CC 23 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

I always get them to scan by anus a few extra times just to be safe.

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[–]rootplMoonwalker -1 points0 points1 point 17 hours ago (1 child)

People who made the most money during the gold rush were the ones
selling pick axes and shovels. ;)

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[–]LimpPeanut5633Tin | LRC 14 | Superstonk 79 0 points1 point2 points
17 hours ago (0 children)

Like mask during rona!

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[–]Dull-Wear-3286 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

They coming for your eyes. Close them and pray.

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[–]SunryzenBronze | QC: CC 23 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

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[–]Cravensworth_3duxTin | 2 months old 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (0 children)

Bullish on PatchToken.

Proof of Personhood...so dystopian.

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[–]Bitter_Storage_2918 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

Worldcoin has so more red flags that the People's Republic of China

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[–]UnsightlyCornerstone 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

It's as much a people's coin as China is people's republic.

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[–]MorganDiamondHand 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    and watermelons (+169%)

Tying a half-circle piece of watermelon around my eyes like a visor. Checkmate

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[–]NuewimPlatinum | QC: CC 613, ETH 31 | TraderSubs 31 0 points1
point2 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

I am not Toph, I am melon lord...ha... ha... ha...

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[–]deathbyfish13Free Range Moon Farmer 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (0 children)

We need to know the price of cabbages!

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[–]Dull-Wear-3286 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Today they taking your retina scan on phone.

What next? Tongue on their buttholes?

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[–]deathbyfish13Free Range Moon Farmer 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (2 children)

But why watermelons? Are people getting hungry after all of these retinal scans?

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours
ago (1 child)

That's pretty smart actually. They aren't as expensive and you only
need one, not two.

(Obviously minus the eye holes)

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[–]Tasigur1Tin 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

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[–]PoorCryptoGamblerTin | 0 months old 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (0 children)

I ain’t getting no damn protection. I’m raw dogging this shit

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[–]KappatalizablePlatinum | QC: CC 846 0 points1 point2 points 17
hours ago (0 children)

Bullish on $PTCH

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[–]dcdplex 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

Sam Altman Fried is the evil twin brother of the super villain Sam
Bankman Fried.

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours
ago (0 children)

I was never too much into alts - this Altman is just another Bankman for me.

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[–]TheOneWhoCaredTin 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Always wanted to be Nick Fury

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours
ago (1 child)

Remember you have to cover both eyes with patches.

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[–]AncientProduceSilver | QC: CC 386, ATOM 30 | TRX 28 1 point2
points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Just get contact lenses of the iris of the alt version of the bankman friend.

Never ending fun.

Wont take long till that data is hacked and leaked anyway.

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[–]shylock2k202Platinum | QC: CC 302 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours
ago (1 child)

Wouldn’t you need to wear 2 eye patches for this to work? I mean they
only need to scan one eye.

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours
ago (0 children)

They want to scan both eyes as far as I know, but yes: You have to
wear two. That's my smart money goes into sunglasses, helmets and
watermelons. But retail investors were always a little short-sighted.

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[–]alaminul950 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Always save your fund. Don't feed those scammer

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[–]Relevant-Brain-733 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

To be fair Sam Altman has something of a psychopath on his facial expressions...

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[–]AccurateBattle8901 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

So this is what that movie birdbox was about..

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours
ago (0 children)

God, this would make an even better comedy post. We have never seen
the monster, it was Sam Altman!

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[–]002_timmy -1 points0 points1 point 17 hours ago (0 children)

Investors will want 2 eye patches

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[–]PreventableManPlatinum | QC: CC 175 | BANANO 18 -1 points0 points1
point 17 hours ago (0 children)

This is the quality content that deserves moons :) Well done OP

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[–]National_Range6369 -1 points0 points1 point 17 hours ago (1 child)

I tried to buy some worldcoin but I'm blind.

I asked my guide dog what the error said and it was:

"Error 404 eyesight not found".

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[–]Maxx3141Platinum | QC: CC 2677[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours
ago (0 children)

You can scan the eyes of your dog - problem solved.

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[–]starhumanpanda -1 points0 points1 point 16 hours ago (0 children)

Bullish on eye patches

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[–]TheSauce32Bronze | r/WSB 115 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
(0 children)

Now you can look like my favorite character punished snake.

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[–]robbie5643Platinum | QC: CC 77 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
(0 children)

Ok so I missed the eye patch rush but with all these people not being
able to see, now is the time to get in on walking sticks!

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[–]dcdplex 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Next, they will scan the folds of your ball sack to verify your proof-of-seed.

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[–]XHenkX 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

Next, contacts

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[–]TheBatman_who-laughs 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

I like the irony about how they want to preserve privacy while asking
to scan my eyeball.

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[–]ChemicalAnybody6229 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)

I think I have problem with people with "Fried" in their name. Hope
this one ends up well

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[–]endless_ness 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Did you know to go into joe Rogans new comedy club they make you take
a retinal scan?

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[–]reagleshamBAN Fan 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

brb, investing in YARR

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[–]MaeronTargaryenYour friendly neighborhood dragonlord 0 points1
point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

The guy on the right looks like he was AI generated, or like the third
Bogdanoff brother

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[–]Jx_XDTin 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Hope not another Sam Bankman fries 🍟

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[–]Mariahausfrau 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

Scary .Is he possible related mr.FTX Sam A.

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[–]legionticket 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

    When asked what they would do if people wouldn't want their eyes
scanned, co-founder Alex Blania replied:

    ​

    you will need to [...], whether you like it or not

That's the very opposite of what decentralised means....

    Eye patches up 900%

We'll definitely go back to the pirate age soon

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[–]Bunker_BeansPlatinum | QC: CC 224, BTC 40 | ADA 18 0 points1 point2
points 16 hours ago (1 child)

Time to put the glasses on.

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[–]SunryzenBronze | QC: CC 23 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

I am here to shill moons and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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[–]yuruseiiiETHead 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago (0 children)

If this takes off eyepatches and eyedrops are going to be the new gold standard

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[–]SwissProjekt 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

Now we're all Pirates cause we're going against them

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[–]Ill-Earth-9787Tin 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

Next runner will be asshole coin.

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[–]Human_Frame1846 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)

The only whales gonna own that coin are only fan creators (im gonna be rich)

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[–]Da_Notorious_HAMTin | CC critic 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours
ago (0 children)

Was this guy and SBF separated at birth? Are they long lost brothers?!

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[–]--leockl--Tin | CelsiusNet. 7 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
(0 children)

This Worldcoin project feels like Sam missed out on the last crypto
bull run due to busy working on ChatGPT and now that ChatGPT is
released, he wants a piece of the pie in the crypto space, so shopped
around for a project and found this.

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[–]WinkyTheFrog 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago (0 children)

That guy has a really unfortunate name

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[–]Orgull0 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago (0 children)

Someone redpill me about watermelons

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[–]Elgato_TJTin | CC critic 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago (0 children)

His name equals scam and rugpool

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[–]SetoXlll 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago (0 children)

They can scan DEEZ FUCKING NUTS!

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[–]elysiansaurusPlatinum | QC: CC 20 | CAKE 6 | r/WSB 286 0 points1
point2 points 33 minutes ago (0 children)

Are these images also satire? I hope noone is paying 70 bucks for an eye patch.