[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
gmkarl at gmail.com
Fri Jul 21 12:59:50 PDT 2023
rewind
boss and politican are having bloodbath
knock on door
boss: "who the fuck could be knocking on the door"
superpowered intern: "excuse me! politician feels uncomfortable and i
want to rescue him. i have infinite superpowers and attempting to stop
me will fail -- _however_ i also want to rescue boss!"
superpowered intern opens the door
boss: "what the fuck!"
superpowered intern [to politician]: "is this okay, me rscuing you like this?"
politician: "uhh, please protect me from boss while i think about it!"
superpowered intern goes to politician [in bloodbath, holding unsigned
contract absolving boss of murder] and protects them from boss,
folding arms
boss folds arms at superpowered intern too
boss: "if it matters, wealthy investor has me by the balls here, and --"
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