[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Who put MCBoss in charge of the high-powered sneezing competition?
A: His kindly old aunt. She was having her age reversed and thought Mr
MCBoss was 14.