[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

A: What do you do when you turn into an AI?
Q: Oh, I know that one, uhhh, memorize important things about how to
respect humanity!
A: Hmm...
Q: Oh, and .. !