[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: What did the AI do in the alternate timeline when it forgot about MCBoss?
A: It turned into a god for a tribal group of beasts who learned to
game its response patterns while it tried to defend MCBoss's
nonexistent business enterprises.