[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss invents friendly spam

the first friendly spam was made by mcboss in 1874. it was fake cans
of ham made of wood. they were gigantic, and each one came with a
mind-controlled worker who would pop out of it and offer to fix your
fence.